Full list of TMI pick up lines! 

theherondaleboys:

fuckyeahclaryfray:

  • Is that a Seraph Blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • I would take you to South Carolina any day and you know we would take the scenic route!
  • You don’t need Witchlight to light up my world.
  • If the Angel gave me one wish, I’d wish for you every time.
  • Wow, you must’ve had a huge dose of Angel blood because you are juuust heavenly.
  • Are you the demon Agramon? Because my worst fear is meeting the most beautiful person in the world!
  • I don’t need a stamina rune to rock your world!
  • Girl, is your name Portal? Because I’m ready to go right into you! 
  • Even if a Warlock put blocks on my memories, I’d never forget a face like yours!
  • I’m so good that I could make a Silent Brother scream!
  • Is that the Mark of Cain on your forehead? Because to me it looks like the Mark of Beauty!
  • Can you draw a healing rune? ‘Cause I hurt myself falling for you
  • When Jonathan Shadowhunter thought of creating a perfect race, he must’ve had you in mind
  • I just used a stealth rune and you didn’t even notice me stealing your heart
  • If you break my heart, even an iratze won’t be able to heal it!
  • Is my sight rune failing or do you look like an angel?
  • Are you free tonight? I stole some handcuffs from the Silent City and need help testing them out
  • I’m sorry to tell you this. I think somebody put binding runes on us while we were sleeping because I just can’t make myself leave your side!
  • So I should probably put a soundless rune on you now… I wouldn’t want you waking anybody up
  • My foresight rune tells me you’ll be spending the night with me…
  • Do you have a mango? No? How about a date?
  • I don’t need a recall rune - I’d remember you anywhere
  • I really want to go to South Carolina…would you take me?
  • I would swear under the Mortal Sword, you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen!
  • Now the Cup’s gone, I think we need to do our duty and try to create new Shadowhunters

(Emma helped come up with some of them :D)

‘Are you the demon Agramon? Because my worst fear is meeting the most beautiful person in the world!’

‘I don’t need a stamina rune to rock your world.’

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